Scott Pilutik

I am an attorney and consultant living and working in Manhattan, focusing primarily on church/state constitutional law. I'm a recognized expert on the Church of Scientology organization. I also have strong interests in intellectual property law where it intersects with emerging media, and free speech.

I support the efforts of the Americans United for Separation of Church and State, the Freedom From Religion Foundation, the National Lawyers Guild, the ACLU, Creative Commons, and the Electronic Frontier Foundation. I am a member of the New York County Lawyers Association and the New York State Bar Association. I also enjoy (watching) hockey and (doing) photograhy.

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Prince's Rorschachian Super Bowl Halftime Show

If this year’s Super Bowl halftime show seemed tame to you, it’s only because your untrained eye doesn’t know where to look for teh gay.  Those so perceptively gifted are thankfully in persistent contact with our unelected censorship board, the FCC, who have helpfully made some 150+ enlightened observations available.  The Smoking Gun has scans, but I’ve typed up some of the best excerpts below.

It was obscene to show Prince, a HOMOSEXUAL person though a sheet, as to show his siluette while his guitar showed a very phalic symbol coming from his below-midriff section.  I am very offended and I would preffer not to have showed it to my 4 children who love football.  One of them has opened to be a quarterback and now he will turn out gay.  I am actually considering to check him for HIV.  Thanks CBS for turning my son GAY.

The part of his act in particular that comes to mind it when they pull up a big sheet and his shadow is cast upon it.  He is holding a guitar and in the shadow it looks as though he has a large penis with pitchfork on the end.  It was not only profane it was sadistic!

During Prince’s rendition of Purple Rain, which I think is a really great song, there seemed to be a shadow puppet of his (penis).  The sheet? that was the backdrop seemed to be (stained?) with something (semen?) My children were watching and now I have to explain to them what a wet spot is on a cum covered sheet. Thanks CBS.

I find it highly unacceptable to have a family watching sporting event only to find Prince stroking, manipulating and fondleing his guitar being the curtain.  This image only made him look extremely large which made the rest of us feel small, and unable to preform this evening.

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